2009-12-04 [kaktus]: rofl!!! TAMPONS!
aaand (prewritten on facebook, just copying. mind you i was sick when this was written, so don't kill me over the grammar and half-true facts.)
the whole "vampires sparkle thing" i would like to ask a young twitard who's probably never heard of a vampire (other than for halloween), if vampires sparkle in the sun and see what they say. for instance, the original vampire myth was for nothing more than pushing people back to the church. the whole holy water/crucifix thing is nothing more than christians thinking that their beliefs can kill, (which, in total honest they can, see gay bashing and racist lynchings of the 1960's in southern america). vampires are nothing more than a myth, although there have been cases in the past where people have gone insane and literally thought themselves to be vampires, or that by drinking blood they would be forever young (for full details google Elizabeth Bathory). this did nothing more than strengthen the belief in this myth. in the research that i've done there really wasn't much to report on the whole vampire myth, mostly people just wandering about toting holy water and crucifixes, until people began forgetting the old legends and myths and focusing on science. until the publication of Count Dracula, people had actually forgotten about vampires almost entirely, and then people began remembering the fear that their ancestors had back in the old days, and yet again, this was an attempt to push people back to the churches. the publication of the Anne Rice vampire novels inspired such a high rise in popularity of the vampire myth, people began wearing plastic fangs on a daily basis, actually telling people that they were vampires. and no one disagreed with the idea that vampires couldn't walk out in the sun. another part of the myth that was probably invented to console young children when they heard this story to keep them from being afraid to go outside even during the daytime. and also according to the myths and legends of vampires from eastern europe, vampires were once humans who died and were possessed by demons and evil spirits, so therefore vampires have no genetic changes, they merely are possessed, meaning that they are able to go outside in the daylight, and DEFINITELY don't sparkle. the idea that by being bitten by a vampire would make you one is a mockery of everything that they myths and legends portray. in those legends the demon would separate a part of itself when making a new vampire, and upon drinking the vampire's "blood" (which incidentally probably wasn't the vampire's blood to begin with, but the human who they had just drank from mixed with part of the demon's "spirit"), the human would be possessed of part of the spirit of the demon in which resides the vampire that parented the "newborn" vampire. i do, however, agree with meyer on the idea that vampires don't have fangs, due to the fact that, in the myths, vampires are humans who are only possessed, therefore they shouldn't have any ability to 'sprout' fangs.
the whole moving really fast thing, super hearing, rock hard skin, eyes that change colours due to hunger (which is attached to their moods), those are nothing more than fabrications of a mind that doesn't know how to do proper research before writing a story. moving really fast, i will admit that it would be cool to be able to run so fast that you're a blur, but in the myths, vampires didn't run fast. they could, however, disappear and reappear behind someone, possibly smoke and mirrors, or an optical illusion of some sort, but more likely it was a trick of the light. super hearing, most people assume that, being the world's most deadly predator, they could hear things from a mile away, and also with sight, but this is not true. they could hear better than a human, yes this is true, but to be able to hear miles away, that's just stretching it a little too far in my opinion. rock hard skin, vampires are humans in a supernatural form, their skin isn't rock hard, because ours isn't. and for eyes that change colours, i, personally have eyes that change colours according to my mood. does that make me a vampire? i don't think so. because if that were the case, and this were Meyer's world, i would already be a vampire, my eyes change colours, i move silently, i move fast, (almost becoming a blur in the process), i have better than excellent hearing (although very SELECTIVE hearing i might add), i have better than perfect eye sight, (i can see up to 60 feet away where as most people can only see up to 20 feet away), knowing all this, does this make me a vampire?
no. because vampires don't exist. they aren't real. and most of the twitards in the world seem to think that they're real. but IN REALITY they are nothing more than a fabrication of a stupid woman's mind. these "vampires" don't sound like vampires to me, they sound more like aliens. for meyer to have made her story plausible, she should have done some research about the real vampires before writing these horrid "vampire" stories.
i tell you now, anyone who is reading this long-winded (essay-sounding) comment, you don't need to read twilight if you want a vampire love story. if you want to read a vampire story that'll make you all feel-good inside, go read the vampire diaries. at least the author of THAT series stuck to the myths, instead of fabricating their own version of a vampire that has, LITERALLY, nothing to do with it's roots.

2009-12-04 [Deleted user]: i say steak the fuckers

2009-12-04 [Doll]: my god kurtis >.< had a little to say did we dear?

i love Twilight!!!! LOL >.>
i love all the shit it brings out for people <3
i have never known one single other thing for people to have so much distaste for where others completely are head over heels for it.
a friend back home of mine could have gone on for days with all his issues he had with it. and the "i sparkle in the sun!" seems to be everyone's biggest pet peeve of the whole mess... im sure the base reason is that we would rather see Edward burst into flames than just stand there all shiney and shit >.>

2009-12-04 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-12-04 [Deleted user]: burn like a mother fucker
to but it like doll

2009-12-04 [Doll]: only i should sparkle in sunlight >.>

2009-12-04 [Deleted user]: all hail the sparkly one not the faggoty sparkle thow the marvolous sparkle

2009-12-04 [Doll]: *is mighty and sparkly* ^_^

2009-12-04 [kaktus]: as i said above, there are vampire stories where they can go out in the sunlight. all Meyer did was completely ruin the whole vampire 'race' with her bullshit stories that are so poorly written i'd like to use them to wipe my ass.

2009-12-04 [Doll]: thats some expensive and not so soft TP >.>

2009-12-04 [Deleted user]: i like your logic man

2009-12-05 [kaktus]: thank you.

2009-12-05 [The end]: Thats funny as hell. I dig it. and i agree with the sparkle thing. i had no idea what the shit was about so my g/f talked me into goin to the theaters. should have known something was goin to be horribly wrong when i noticed that i was the only guy in the place.

2009-12-05 [kaktus]: rofl! i actually went to see twilight the night it came out, and yes i thought it was a good movie at the time...but then i read the anne rice series and reread the twilight series. they completely MURDERED that movie, and the series is no better.